Dear Vodafone

thank you for bringing me back to the era of 54k modems when a 5kbytes/sec download rate was reason to party. Next time you advertise your mobile internet service, please make sure that it is clear that you are joking. There are naive people like me that believe such advertisements and expect fast internet on their vacation. Because my vacation is the only time I need mobile internet and it is apparent now that you cannot provide it.